30 setembro 2011

prémios ig nobel

dos vencedores deste ano destaco os do prémio de matemática:

«MATHEMATICS PRIZE: Dorothy Martin of the USA (who predicted the world would end in 1954), Pat Robertson of the USA (who predicted the world would end in 1982), Elizabeth Clare Prophet of the USA (who predicted the world would end in 1990), Lee Jang Rim of KOREA (who predicted the world would end in 1992), Credonia Mwerinde of UGANDA (who predicted the world would end in 1999), and Harold Camping of the USA (who predicted the world would end on September 6, 1994 and later predicted that the world will end on October 21, 2011), for teaching the world to be careful when making mathematical assumptions and calculations.»


e o do prémio de literatura:

«LITERATURE PRIZE: John Perry of Stanford University, USA, for his Theory of Structured Procrastination, which says: To be a high achiever, always work on something important, using it as a way to avoid doing something that's even more important. »

este último explica muita coisa e é capaz de me ajudar nos próximos meses. a sério, carreguem lá nas letrinhas azuladas da frase anterior.

21 setembro 2011

«(...) ela conta os lugares vazios, desenha o sulco da carótida escorrendo dos vidros (não te mexas).»

20 setembro 2011